Friday, June 26, 2009

american pop icon

it was about 85 or 86. i was with my mom. think i was 10 or 11 i remember just wanting to be starting something .i moon walked for my whole family. i was thrilled. they were just smiling. the guy really did change something. turning frowns upside down and then turning them back around .

well now that i am older i still rock an m.j. track
at the party cause it gets everyone to there feet. i really think in the last 20 years the best thing he left us was the jokes. if he created the best pop music ever. then he inspired the best jokes ever told!

check out (cat williams) or (eddie griffin)
if you did not love him you hated him thats
recognition. and you can beat it

what did the mad lady at the beach say to M.J.
your in my son

whats brown and often found in little boys undies
M.J.s hand

how do you know its bed time at M.J.s house
when the big hand touches the little one

what do wal-mart and M.J. have in common
they both have little boys pants half off

this is great while writing this i got even more jokes that must have just been made up cause there in the context of his dying it goes.

when farrah died god granted her one wish. she wished that all the children on earth would be safe. so god killed M.J.

due to the fact that M.J. is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego's so little kids can play with him for a change!

in closing we all get what we deserve. be happy that we will always have his music. the parents who settled with him out of court are are happy for a different reason. or be sad. the parents who never got to settle with him out of court are.

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